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gruntledandhinged: ALL of this. Encourage people to try new...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:09:30 -0500

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

darthempress: dorodraws: Genderbend Pocahontas. I’ve always...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:29:18 -0500

darthempress:

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.

I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

whoa hotness alert with manahontas <333

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:52 -0500

mrbutts: “how can this character be in a canon relationship with someone of the same gender? they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:22:02 -0500

mrbutts:

“how can this character be in a canon relationship with someone of the same gender? they don’t act like a huge queer at all???”

I make soothing noises to you and take your face in my hands, stroking it

slowly and gently, I turn your head towards a handmade banner

the colorful, sparkling letters spell out the following message:

“go fuck yourself.”

disruptedoriginal: macpye: thatpointlessidiot: mysteryegg: ve...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:06:43 -0500

disruptedoriginal:

macpye:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

TL;DR: just because it’s in a pretty image, doesn’t mean it’s true.

Oh man, I saw the image scrolling down and was like ‘I sure hope there’s someone underneath this saying how bullshit this infographic is’ and there was

traumamon: Persona three is one of those games where you listen to the sound track for the first...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:45:07 -0500

traumamon:

Persona three is one of those games where you listen to the sound track for the first time and youre like “what the hell is this shit?”

and then by like the 9th battle youre like “BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY OOOOOO YEAH DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO”

goingloco: Then Cyclonus stuffs Galvatron in a snuggie while...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:29:06 -0500

goingloco:

Then Cyclonus stuffs Galvatron in a snuggie while being punched. Basically season 3.

G1: A Collection of Derpy Adventure Stories of A Bunch of Derpy Robots and Their Silly War

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:07:08 -0500

G1: A Collection of Derpy Adventure Stories of A Bunch of Derpy Robots and Their Silly War
TFA: A Group of Heroes Are Stranded on An Alien Planet And Have To Defend Themselves From Their Natural Predators And Local Natives
Bayverse: Sam Witwicky And His Amazing Robot Friends From Outer Space
TFP: The Life-Endangering Treasure Hunt Competition Never Ends
MTMTE: A Large Group of Sad And Lonely Robots on A Potentially Doomed Voyage
RID: Schemers vs. Schemers In An Extraordinarily Violent Political Drama

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:58:54 -0500

Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:33:05 -0500

imber-noctis:

Own OCs or other peoples? ‘Cause I have both.

+burning heart to heart+: The Pacific Rim Trailer: A Guide

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:30:28 -0500

+burning heart to heart+: The Pacific Rim Trailer: A Guide:

electricsed:

Hey there sport, you look like you just finished watching the trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s new film, Pacific Rim, opening this July in theaters everywhere!

You: Yeah, I did!

That’s great! Did you like it?

You: I thought it was pretty interesting, but I noticed that it gave me a sudden sense of deja vu, so I put approximately zero thought into the matter and came up with the strong belief that this movie is a ripoff of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Did you know that the giant robot and kaiju genres have been around for a long, long time? Did you know that Evangelion is not the first nor the most popular series to utilize giant robots (that aren’t even robots, I can’t stress that enough)? Did you also know that there are very few actual similarities between the Eva units and the Jaegers from Pacific Rim?

You: Yeah but I don’t know all those/I really liked Eva/my mom said I was smart so obviously I’m right about this.

Take a look around the giant robot/kaiju film lists, you might be pleasantly surprised, and find something new you like. You’ll also probably notice the same passing similarities to Pacific Rim that you saw before, because PR is a nod to both genres—like a love letter, I believe it was described. That means it’s supposed to have a few vague similarities. It wouldn’t be a very good tribute if it didn’t! (Also your mom was probably just saying that because otherwise the 16 years she’s spent taking care of you would be meaningless but that doesn’t mean you’re not smart you just need to find out from an objective third party who hasn’t ever wiped your ass.)

You: But maybe I’m the first person to realize these similarities, and I really think the internet should know.

Trust me, you’re not. People have been crying about similarities between fully-robotic mechs piloted by two grown humans and organic creations that spit in the face of god piloted by 14 year old children since the movie was announced. If it makes you feel any better, the Power Rangers fans have started speaking up recently, too.

You: I read somewhere that Guillermo del Toro was trying to make an Evangelion movie once.

I think you have him confused with Peter Jackson, who was attached to talks (possibly just rumors) of an Evangelion film in conjunction with Weta Workshop. It’s an easy mistake to make as they both look remarkably like long-lost brothers who just emerged from an isolated cabin for the first time in two decades.

Author’s note: Jackson recently lost a bunch of weight, making him look a lot less like del Toro’s twin, and a lot more like a hobbit who just emerged from a hobbit hole for the first time in two decades.

You: I don’t know what I’m going to do with my life now.

Well, since you seem to be a fan of giant robots, or giant sort-of-human clones wearing armor with children inserted into their spines to make them SEEM like giant robots, maybe you could branch out and discover more of the giant robot and kaiju genres? I’m sure you’ll find lots of things you like!

Been playing a lot of Transformers Legends. Battling is not my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:49:43 -0500

Been playing a lot of Transformers Legends. Battling is not my strong suit, which is sad since there’s no real strategy whatsoever- but I like collecting the cards :p

Waiting for my blankie to come out of the dryer

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:41:23 -0500

So I can go to bed.

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:39:34 -0500

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

What to draw, what to draw..

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:20:38 -0500

Perhaps a robot? Or some smut? Or a superhero…. or a kitty cat. ::taps chin with pencil::

yahoooffical: (( alrighty let me explain something real quick yahoo says they’re going to let...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:39:58 -0500

yahoooffical:

(( alrighty let me explain something real quick

yahoo says they’re going to let tumblr run as an independent business. nothing will change except for who’s legally owning it.

also, tumblr was getting too expensive. their options were to either sell it or shut it down

now calm down ))

teratomarty: muffdiver: kawaiinchesters: really old vintage...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:32:57 -0500

teratomarty:

muffdiver:

kawaiinchesters:

really old vintage photos of homosexual couples

See the rest, they’re all amazing.

Reblogging for sharp old butches in suits.

wafflesmccoy: ahsatan replied to your post: ahsatan replied to your photo: OH MY GOD COULD...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:05:17 -0500

wafflesmccoy:

ahsatan replied to your post: ahsatan replied to your photo: OH MY GOD COULD YOU…

the moral of every smt game: “oh my god fuck humans”

SCREAMS IT’S TRUE

yeah… ::sigh::

fyterrypratchett: Death’s Near Vimes Experience by ~Alda-Rana

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:36:42 -0500

fyterrypratchett:

Death’s Near Vimes Experience by ~Alda-Rana

magicrobotgeography: This is still the best thing ever ((Comic...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:43:45 -0500

magicrobotgeography:

This is still the best thing ever

((Comic source: Transformers More Than Meets The Eye “Issue 14”))